10) Throw the annoying kids overboard. A Sailing Instructor needs to show her students how to react to an emergency, right?
9) Blow the whistle and get everyone to come in from the water, even though there's not a shark in sight, so you can take a much-needed break. A lifeguard needs to look out for herself too.
8) Get caught stealing wine from the restaurant's storage room. You thought waitresses were supposed to taste the wine so they could recommend it to customers!
7) Make out with one of the other cute counselors in front of all of your campers. Trying to pass it off as an "instructional activity" just isn't going to cut it.
6) Who knew that when working in a swimsuit boutique, you aren't entitled to take as many bikinis as you want?
5) Steal the ice cream truck and go cruising with your friends. It's not your fault you got caught - when you're driving a truck that plays music everywhere it goes, it's hard to go unnoticed!
4) Play bumper cars with the golf carts from the course where you're a caddy. And you thought nothing was more noticeable than five girls in an ice cream truck.
3) When you read that you were supposed to be teaching your tennis students about "Serving," you assumed that having them serve you for the day would be an appropriate lesson. It was an honest mistake!
2) Spike the lemonade at the juice stand where you work. Aren't you supposed to be keeping the customers happy?
1) Leave the kids at the beach because you were too preoccupied with the hot lifeguard to notice that they weren't with you. Who knew being an au pair was such hard work?!
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